Title: Sorry Santa, This Roof is a No Parking Zone
Author: spicy_diamond
Fandom: Gintama
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Holiday Season
Challenge: promptbingo : Winter Challenge
Disclaimer: I own zilch, nada, zero... Nothing save for my own convoluted imaginings.
Summary: Mopeds and ice don't mix.
Words: 427

( “What seems to be the problem officer?” )

Challenge: promptbingo
Bonus Round: challenge: winter
Fandom: Multiple
INCOMPLETE 7 / 25
CHALLENGE ENDED B   I   N   G   O Crimson Empire    First Snowfall Gintama    Holiday Season    Snowball Fight    Snowman Heart no Kuni no Alice    February Matantei Loki Ragnarok    Alcohol    ( Read more... )

Title: If It Doesn't Hurt You're Not Doing It Right
Author: spicy_diamond 
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompt: 11. Pleasure
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: S&M doesn't quite work when there's more S than M
Words: 200

( “Ow.” Awkwardly clasping a hand to her neck, Kagura glared. “Did you just bite me?!” )

Title: When All Hope is Lost Try Looking Somewhere Else to Find It
Author: spicy_diamond 
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompt: 02. Hope
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: He knows his hands are dirty, but that doesn't mean hers have to be that way.
Words: 200
Notes: Sort of a failed attempt to address the issue with Kagura's Yato blood. ( Read more... )

Title: There's No Such Thing as a Little White Lie
Author: spicy_diamond 
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompt: 04. Kiss, 09. Memory, 13. Dreams
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: Moreso than the criminals, Okita was the sort of person one didn't want to meet in a dark alleyway. Kagura's just sort of unlucky like that.
Words: 200 (x3)
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Title: Ignorance is Bliss …and Less Psychologically Scarring
Author: spicy_diamond 
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompt: 07. Bliss
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: Gin had two words to describe the situation: brain bleach.
Words: 200
Notes: Crack. Naughty crack. But still crack. Enjoy. XD

( “Oh God, my eyes!” )

Title: Don't Make Promises If You Don't Intend to Keep Them In the First Place
Author: spicy_diamond 
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompt: 06. Vow
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: He'd always known he'd die on a battlefield.
Words: 200
Notes: Is oddly pleased with this one.

( “Hey moron, are you just going to lay there?” )

Title: Elder Siblings Can Be Dangerous
Author: spicy_diamond
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompt: 17. Sweet
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: 3-Z 'verse. Follows '18. Rare' In the tradition of elder brothers everywhere...Kamui meets Okita.
Words: 200
Notes: Because Kamui's 3-Z short was just that awesome.

( “Aww, isn't that sweet? She made you a bento.” )

Title: The Way to a Man's Heart is Through His Stomach, Sort of Like Heartburn
Author: spicy_diamond 
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompt: 18. Rare
Rating: G
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: 3-Z 'verse There were several reasons, Kagura didn't cook very often. One was Okita's mouth.
Words: 200

( Okita stared at the cheerfully wrapped bento on his desk with the same horrified fascination one might regard a bomb just before it went off. )

Title: On the Road of Life Love is like Chickenpox, Everyone Gets it at Some Point
Author: spicy_diamond 
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Okita Sougo / Kagura
Table: Romance
Prompts: 19. Surprise, 08. Home, 01. Infatuation, 14. Certainty, 15. Date
Rating: PG
Words: 200 (x5)
Challenge: drabble123 
Summary: Kagura, Okita, gratuitous violence, and love as an infectious disease.
Notes: ( Read more... )